26.10.02
You can be a pretty good artist if you draw what is around you. Many people do very well this way. The Hudson River Valley School being a prime example of this. I think you'll find, however, that the most famous and successful artists create their subjects. Michaelangelo's Sistene Chapel comes to mind. Portraits are the exception. Capturing the human form in all its subtelty is very tricky, human emotion is elusive. But, back to the creation thing, I believe that surrealism is one of my favorite examples of this, yet it often is based on reality. Salvador Dali had a self portrait, his face was oozing and being held up by crutches, as his paintings so often are, but it is very impressive. I would say it were a real thing, if not for the fact that it isn't. Perhaps that is what makes their paintings so good and realistic. Whatever they are painting really exists for them. The universe bends in their mind to make it that way. Art is cool.
You are in a heated debate. What is the best way to make your opponent look wrong, thus winning the argument? Is it a clear and concise representation of the facts? Is it clever rebuttal after clever rebuttal? No, my friend. It is contradiction. No, this is not what they talked to you about in health class. This, dear reader, is opposing whatever your opponent says, despite whatever "facts" he or she may bring to the table. As long as you constantly say things like "that's what you think" and "says you" you are sure to keep the other debater confused enough to pounce and kill him/her. Its a sweet life.
The peanuts, by the way, were pretty good.
The peanuts, by the way, were pretty good.
22.10.02
I have before me a bag of "Houston's Salted Peanuts." As of yet, the bag remains unopened. As soon as I get some refreshments, however, I will commence with the eating of said peanuts. The peanut packaging perplexes me. It is red and has various athletes on it. In the lower left corner it has a baseball player. This I understand, peanuts have long been a staple food source at baseball...places. Fields! Two of the other corners have athletes from professional sporting events I have attended, yet do not recall the presence of goobers. One is a basketball game. A fine sport, but one I do not affiliate with legumes, and the other is a hockey player. Also not a peanut friendly sport. The other corner has a football guy, peanuts might belong here, I don't know/care. At any rate, the packaging on the front distresses me. On the back it says "Ingredients: Peanuts, salt."
I'll get back to you post-digestion.
I'll get back to you post-digestion.
My Weekend:
Friday. I got up at 11:30 on Friday. I didn't go to sleep on Friday. I went to the cage and rented some editing equipment. But when I went to buy tape, a necessary supply when dealing with film, the store was closed. I had pointlessly lugged this piece of equipment across campus. I had class, I kinda fell asleep. But only kinda. That evening I went to Pat's Place and watched Zaat. Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. It was hilarious. I went home and...what did I do? I don't remember. I stayed up until one, looking at my computer screen, I think. Anyway, around 10:30 I went to the cage again, rechecked out the equipment, bought my supplies, came home, slept. I slept until nine at night, then decided that I would need to stay up until nine on Sunday, so my clock wouldn't be all messed up. So, I edited my color footage all night. It was loads of fun. I really enjoy editing film. Manipulating the actual film is very exciting, being able to see the actual frames thrills me. Its great. I was up all day Sunday, I don't remember it much, except that I am rather surly when tired. I was awake for 37 hours of the 48 hour weekend. WHOOOOOOO!!!!
Friday. I got up at 11:30 on Friday. I didn't go to sleep on Friday. I went to the cage and rented some editing equipment. But when I went to buy tape, a necessary supply when dealing with film, the store was closed. I had pointlessly lugged this piece of equipment across campus. I had class, I kinda fell asleep. But only kinda. That evening I went to Pat's Place and watched Zaat. Possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. It was hilarious. I went home and...what did I do? I don't remember. I stayed up until one, looking at my computer screen, I think. Anyway, around 10:30 I went to the cage again, rechecked out the equipment, bought my supplies, came home, slept. I slept until nine at night, then decided that I would need to stay up until nine on Sunday, so my clock wouldn't be all messed up. So, I edited my color footage all night. It was loads of fun. I really enjoy editing film. Manipulating the actual film is very exciting, being able to see the actual frames thrills me. Its great. I was up all day Sunday, I don't remember it much, except that I am rather surly when tired. I was awake for 37 hours of the 48 hour weekend. WHOOOOOOO!!!!
20.10.02
Have you ever been in one of those situations where you need to call someone a "Smart Ass," but society dictated that you bite your tongue? Call the offender an "Enlightened Posterior." See? Each word corresponds, so it has the same effect. Right? Right?
15.10.02
I am now an ordained minister, for the Church of...something. No, Its the Church of Spiritual Humanism. It seems pretty cool. They recognize the scientific method. Basically, they say "Do what feels right to you." So, yeah. I signed up. Actually, I signed up before I read about what they were, but I got lucky. Fantasmagoric. If I spend any money on them it will be for the basic kit. I want that ID to go in my wallet. I suppose I could just fake one, but they...we...probably need the money. WHOOOOO! Ordained Minister! WHOOOOO!
7.10.02
Sundays are weird days. Example:
Yesterday was a Sunday. I got very little sleep on account of various unnamable-at-present circumstances. I then had to get up and 'act' in a short that my friends were making. Short movie. It was fun and we got pizza afterwards. Unfortunately, I had one huge headache throughout the shoot that got worse as the day proceeded. I figured it was due to a lack of sleep. We finished filming, I went back to my room and slept for three hours. It did nothing in the way of curing said headache. It was monstrous. Like two crippled raging elephants were fighting to the death on my forebrow. So, I sat on my computer and felt awful. The headache made me kinda nauseous. For some reason I made soup. The soup was exactly what I was looking for, apparently. Several minutes after its consumption I was feeling significantly better. I must have had an incredibly low blood sugar or something else that can explain why food would fix my headache and not three ibuprofen. Oh well. Its all over now.
Yesterday was a Sunday. I got very little sleep on account of various unnamable-at-present circumstances. I then had to get up and 'act' in a short that my friends were making. Short movie. It was fun and we got pizza afterwards. Unfortunately, I had one huge headache throughout the shoot that got worse as the day proceeded. I figured it was due to a lack of sleep. We finished filming, I went back to my room and slept for three hours. It did nothing in the way of curing said headache. It was monstrous. Like two crippled raging elephants were fighting to the death on my forebrow. So, I sat on my computer and felt awful. The headache made me kinda nauseous. For some reason I made soup. The soup was exactly what I was looking for, apparently. Several minutes after its consumption I was feeling significantly better. I must have had an incredibly low blood sugar or something else that can explain why food would fix my headache and not three ibuprofen. Oh well. Its all over now.
4.10.02
Yeah, I'm sorry, some of my entries have been pointed at "Toilet Humor." Its really not that funny. I don't know what I was thinking. Probably nothing. But yeah, I'll try to keep the rest better. My brain probably went on vacation. sorry
I was searching through the 2001 World Book for Mac OSX, for fun, and happened upon Aztec religion. The Aztecs believed that the earth's timeline had been divided up into a series of stages, or, as they called them, suns. They thought they were in the fifth sun. Now, all the preceeding suns had to have ended somehow, so they decided that the earth had been destroyed. The first time it was by jaguars, which seems kinda far fetched, but only kinda. The next stage was destroyed by a hurricane. Then fire rained from the sky, then a giant flood. The current sun will, in theory, be destroyed by an earthquake.
I like this chain of reasoning.
The jaguars I have a hard time explaining, but the other catastrophic events all match up to some cataclysmic event. The hurricane would be the First Rain. Originally, the Earth was a large, red-hot mass of rock. All of the chemicals that could boil out, did, and they formed a massive cloud that then rained down. The rain cooled the land enough that life could begin. And there is the second sun.
The Second sun was destroyed by fire raining down from the sky. This would have been the age of the dinosaurs, and we all have a pretty good idea of what happened to the dinosaurs. A giant comet or meteor struck the earth. From a viewpoint on earth it would look like a giant ball of fire. Many scientists are in agreement that the comet hit in the Gulf of Mexico area, and the Aztecs would have been in Alarming Proximity to the disaster. Granted, no humans existed back then. So begins the third sun.
Bible-toting, creationist people enjoy pointing to the scientific evidence for a great flood. And the evidence is indeed there, which supports the Aztecs as well. I would like to point out, however, that many religions mention a great flood. If it crosses the borders of many religions on both sides of the globe, I would say it is probably fact anyway. Interpretation in the religions I would not say is fact, but that it happened is probably undeniable. And now we enter the current, fifth sun.
The Aztecs believe this will end with a great earthquake. This is indeed a possibility. The San Andreas Fault line has not had release for far too long at this stage. When it does let go in a final orgasm of epic proportions it could be enough to shake this world like so much Jiffy Pop on a stove. The resulting shift could also set off the "Ring of Fire," a series of volcanoes on fault lines that makes a rough circle from Japan up to Russia, over to Alaska, down the coast to California and then back across the Pacific through the Hawiian Islands and back up to Japan. Needless to say if these all vented in roughly the same time the consequences would be pandemic and would be a considerable set-back in the ever quickening forward stride of humanity.
That the Aztecs could realize these things is not so improbable. We have made these theories on the world and its long history, and the Aztecs were an extremely advanced people. Their focus on the stars is incredible. Any civilization with a reasonable level of deductive logic can figure it out. The clues are all there.
The prospect of doing more research on this topic interests me, if anyone notices any fallacies in my logic please feel free to comment. This does not include religious interpretation, or anything you feel is religious fact, unless it is Aztec-ian in nature. The Aztecs 'inherited' the ideas of many other religions when they conquered certain areas, so if it pertains to any early Central American ideology it can be included.
I like this chain of reasoning.
The jaguars I have a hard time explaining, but the other catastrophic events all match up to some cataclysmic event. The hurricane would be the First Rain. Originally, the Earth was a large, red-hot mass of rock. All of the chemicals that could boil out, did, and they formed a massive cloud that then rained down. The rain cooled the land enough that life could begin. And there is the second sun.
The Second sun was destroyed by fire raining down from the sky. This would have been the age of the dinosaurs, and we all have a pretty good idea of what happened to the dinosaurs. A giant comet or meteor struck the earth. From a viewpoint on earth it would look like a giant ball of fire. Many scientists are in agreement that the comet hit in the Gulf of Mexico area, and the Aztecs would have been in Alarming Proximity to the disaster. Granted, no humans existed back then. So begins the third sun.
Bible-toting, creationist people enjoy pointing to the scientific evidence for a great flood. And the evidence is indeed there, which supports the Aztecs as well. I would like to point out, however, that many religions mention a great flood. If it crosses the borders of many religions on both sides of the globe, I would say it is probably fact anyway. Interpretation in the religions I would not say is fact, but that it happened is probably undeniable. And now we enter the current, fifth sun.
The Aztecs believe this will end with a great earthquake. This is indeed a possibility. The San Andreas Fault line has not had release for far too long at this stage. When it does let go in a final orgasm of epic proportions it could be enough to shake this world like so much Jiffy Pop on a stove. The resulting shift could also set off the "Ring of Fire," a series of volcanoes on fault lines that makes a rough circle from Japan up to Russia, over to Alaska, down the coast to California and then back across the Pacific through the Hawiian Islands and back up to Japan. Needless to say if these all vented in roughly the same time the consequences would be pandemic and would be a considerable set-back in the ever quickening forward stride of humanity.
That the Aztecs could realize these things is not so improbable. We have made these theories on the world and its long history, and the Aztecs were an extremely advanced people. Their focus on the stars is incredible. Any civilization with a reasonable level of deductive logic can figure it out. The clues are all there.
The prospect of doing more research on this topic interests me, if anyone notices any fallacies in my logic please feel free to comment. This does not include religious interpretation, or anything you feel is religious fact, unless it is Aztec-ian in nature. The Aztecs 'inherited' the ideas of many other religions when they conquered certain areas, so if it pertains to any early Central American ideology it can be included.

