15.7.04

I've been playing this game called "Blob Lander". It's a pretty high caliber game based on the simple lander game series. My only complaint was the ending. I wanted more, dammit. Just out of nowhere the game was over. Motherfuckers! I certainly don't have any blobs in space ships here in my apartment? What do they expect me to do? Make up my own fun? That's preposterous, that is. There oughtta be a law...

12.7.04

I bought yogurt the other day and have been eating it because...well...because I like yogurt. The only problem I have with it is that since it's fruit on the bottom, I have to stir it up. Stirring it up mixes in air. I then eat the air in the yogurt and the air forces its way back out in the form of many unpleasant tasting burps.

10.7.04

So, its been over a month. and here is what I give you, three versions of the same test taken by me. I'm sorry, it's pathetic, I know. I know! Just...just leave it be, entertain yourself with the crazy antics of assigning random values to the letters in my name(s).





What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:?
Age:?
Sex:?
Sexuality:?
Flirting Skill Level - 98%
Kissing Skill Level - 68%
Cudding Skill Level - 66%
Sex Skill Level - 16%
Why They Love You?You can do amazing things with your tongue.
Why They Hate You?You take more than you give.










What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:?
Age:?
Sex:?
Sexuality:?
Flirting Skill Level - 59%
Kissing Skill Level - 79%
Cudding Skill Level - 94%
Sex Skill Level - 32%
Why They Love You?You pleasure them first.
Why They Hate You?You take more than you give.






And finally:




What Is Your Best Sexual Skill?
Name:?
Age:?
Sex:?
Sexuality:?
Flirting Skill Level - 100%
Kissing Skill Level - 66%
Cudding Skill Level - 77%
Sex Skill Level - 67%
Why They Love You?You are too sexy for words.
Why They Hate You?You can be selfish.






So, as you can all see, the only choice is to call me KBAR from now on.
Or something.