If I were on a Salt Lake City based team, of any sort, really, I would demand that the team name be the "Saltines." Not only would this be good for morale, because you could buy it in bulk for team members, franchise supporters etc., but it would give competing teams an easy target. "Crush the Saltines" etc. Say you had the Saltines fighting a team from some Germanic midwest city, then you could have a giant hunk of meat mascot, like bratwurst, tackle the Saltine mascot and make an attractive meal. If you were the Saltines you could sponsor food drives in small, impoverished, third world countries. It would be great. Think of the possibilities.