Love is like a rose,
Pretty, delicate
and Bees buzz in your nose.

No, wait.

Love is like a Pancake Stack,
Its best hot and sticky
and Denny's sells them for 5 greenbacks.

Hmm. That doesn't really work either

Love is like a clear summer night after a day of rain.
The air is pure, sweet and fragrant,
And there's nothing you'd ever want to change.

Except the mosquitos.