Lord of the Rings quotes I don't want to hear in the bathroom
10. I was there the day the strength of men failed.
9. That one scream Treebeard yells when he sees all the deforestry Sauruman's been up to.
8. Nobody tosses a dwarf.
7. What is this new devilry?
6. If in doubt, always follow your nose.
5. Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
4. My precious!
3. Keep it secret, keep it safe.
2. Share the load.
1. It comes in pints?
