My New Hero

Remeber PBR Coffin Guy? Yeah, I guess he's pretty cool and whatevs, but this guy takes the cake.



It'd be pretty sweet to go over to his house.

"Hey man, can I get you a drink?"
"Yeah, I'll take a vodka tonic"

And then three minutes later you're drinking! My hope is that he only invites over people who drink vodka tonic and when they ask for it without the cuke, he kicks them into the basement where a fiendish Rube Goldberg torture device awaits. Also, polka music.