I've almost been suffering from deja vu a lot lately. Like, I'll defintely have the "I've done this before" flash, except, well let me start in the beginning.
Whenever I have deja vu it starts as a dream. I'll dream a situation it'll happen. So that's been happening a lot lately, except not all the dream is coming true, because each of those dreams has me dying. The little deja vu bit happens and then I'm supposed to die. I haven't yet.

And I wish I could think of a witty way to finish this.