Shit IN luck

Pretty god damn lucky if you ask me. Choice between death/mutilation and being covered in 9 inches of crap isn't a choice at all. I'm fairly certain we all have showers of some sort.

clipped from news.sky.com A woman survived a fall from a sixth floor balcony when a pile of poo broke her fall. The lucky - or unlucky - escape happened when the woman was hanging out her laundry. She suffered only slight injuries in the incident in Nanjing, China. "She landed in a 20cm thick heap of excrement," the Kuaibao tabloid newspaper gleefully reported.