One of the great things about working in The News for a borderline Yellow Journalist station is that some days you get called into work at five in the morning to report on something that's not new.
Like a Nor'easter in Maine. Not really news.
The drinking game is to take a shot every time you (at home) hear any of the following: "this just in," "breaking news," "here's something you need to know about." Take a shot every other time they say, "this morning" and take two shots for "allegedly" and "massive."
There's more, I'm sure, but I'm tired and have to get up in four hours.
Anyway, I'm sure we'll do a good job pumping up this storm and letting you know that, yep, shitty weather in the middle of this storm.
There you go.
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