A gorilla, Kibabu, at the Taronga zoo has had some problems impregnating the members of his harem. The zoo officials wish to rectify this with artificial insemination, but they can't agree how to do it. One of the suggestions was to sedate the gorilla and then use *cough* manual stimulation. To which a zookeeper replied, "Its too bloody dangerous. What if he wakes up?"

Its a funny world. But not a hilarious world. Or a laugh out loud world. Unless you think its funny that the ones "running" the planet are weak, small and spend a bizarre amount of time triming their fingernails is funny.